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Patterns, written the way they should be

Digital patterns, delivered as PDFs the moment you buy them. Every pattern is an original design, written step by step, and set with US and UK terms side by side — because a pattern should never lose you money on a translation error.

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These are the five launch patterns, at their launch prices. When the doors open, this page becomes the shop — no accounts to create here, no checkout until there's something real to buy.

Knotorious Patterns № 01

First Sweater, No Tears

15 pages · PDF Knitting
$7.50 Launch price · Opens soon

A first garment that respects the knitter: a simple, well-shaped sweater pattern with every step in plain words, both term sets side by side, and the gauge maths worked out for you in a fill-in worksheet.

Level · Beginner Sizes · XS–2XL Yarn · 1,050–2,050 yd worsted
Knotorious Patterns № 02

Amigurumi Starter Trio

13 pages · PDF Crochet
$6.50 Launch price · Opens soon

Three small plush patterns that teach the whole amigurumi toolkit between them — magic ring, invisible decrease, spiral rounds without a visible seam, and parts sewn on straight the first time.

Level · Beginner Finished · 3–5 in tall Yarn · 30–60 yd per toy
Knotorious Patterns № 03

Granny Square, 9 Ways

31 pages · PDF Crochet
$5.50 Launch price · Opens soon

The classic square plus eight variations, with a joining guide that covers the methods that lie flat and the ones that don't — and a layout planner for turning a stack of squares into an actual blanket.

Level · Beginner Motifs · 9 squares Yarn · ≈31 yd per square
Knotorious Patterns № 04

The Frog-It Recovery Guide

18 pages · PDF Knit & crochet
$4.50 Launch price · Opens soon

Fixing mistakes without ripping out your evening: tinking stitch by stitch, frogging to a lifeline, rescuing dropped stitches, and reading your knitting well enough to find the error before it compounds.

Level · All levels Kind · Technique guide Pairs with · Free frogging guide
Knotorious Patterns № 05

Cast-On to Cast-Off: The Dishcloth Course

21 pages · PDF Knitting
$4.50 Launch price · Opens soon

A complete first project in one PDF: cast on, knit, purl, read a simple pattern, cast off, block — finishing with a dishcloth you'd actually use and every skill the next project needs.

Level · Absolute beginner Finished · 8 × 8 in cloth Yarn · ≈75 yd cotton
Knotorious Patterns № 06

The Beginner Library

98 pages · 5 PDFs · PDF Knit & crochet
$16.00 Launch price · Opens soon

All five launch patterns in one bundle, for less than the price of three. The whole shelf — first project, first garment, first plush, and the recovery skills that keep all of them alive. Bought separately, the five total $28.00.

Level · Beginner Contents · All five patterns Saving · $12.00 vs singles

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Kits and merch follow once the patterns have proven themselves — we'd rather open small and get it right. In the meantime, the guides are free, and they always will be.